CJ995 aka Gary

Anomaly CJ995


Description: CJ995 is a blue and yellow jacket with 108 printed on the right breast and the back. The jacket is composed of synthetic materials typical for such a jacket. It is resistant to damage, but does not appear to be indestructible. When worn, CJ995 provides the wearer with various anomalous effects. These effects include increased strength, speed, and agility, as well as enhanced perception and reflexes. Additionally the wearer can only say “Gary” and becomes hostile to anyone not wearing an identical jacket. The UGSO currently has 7 such jackets in its possession.


Defense: The public should be aware that any jacket matching this description may be anomalous and refrain from wearing it. If a jacket matching this description is found it should be brought to the local branch of the UGSO for containment. If someone you know is behaving erratically while wearing a jacket matching this description you should immediately call your local UGSO branch for agents to come restrain the individual and remove the jacket.


Current UGSO policies: All instances of CJ995 are currently kept in a secure facility and are only accessible to authorized personnel.


Discovery: CJ995 was discovered after an incident at a gaming convention resulted in several casualties and numerous injuries. When law enforcement arrived on site they were able to restrain several cosplayers after an intense struggle and call in UGSO agents. When the agents arrived they ascertained the jackets were the cause of the unusual behavior and all three men returned to normal behavior once they were removed. The booth selling the jackets was located and 4 more jackets were confiscated. Testing confirmed that all 4 additional jackets had the same anomalous properties.

CG501 aka Go Thunderbirds!

Anomaly CG501


Description: CG501 is a large blue and white college banner that reads “Silverlake University Home of the Thunderbirds. CG501 was discovered in the student center of Silverlake University. The banner has the ability to alter the emotions and behaviors of individuals who have viewed the banner. Affected individuals may experience feelings of extreme pride and loyalty to the university, often leading to a desire to defend the institution at all costs. The effects of CG501 can range from minor changes in behavior, such as increased school spirit, to more extreme cases of violence towards those who criticize the university or its policies. Individuals who have been affected by CG501 have reported feeling "brainwashed" and "obsessed" with the university.


Defense: Individuals who feel they have been affected by CG501 are advised to report to their nearest UGSO branch for counseling to help cope with the emotions and behaviors they may be experiencing.


Current UGSO policies: The UGSO has confiscated CG501 and has taken measures to ensure that it no longer affects individuals. The banner is currently being stored in a secure UGSO facility for study and research purposes.


Discovery: The UGSO became aware of CG501 after a series of violent incidents occurred on the Silverlake University campus. After investigating, UGSO agents discovered that CG501 was the source of the behavior and took action to remove it from the premises.

XL147 aka Death Cloud

Anomaly XL147


Description: XL147 is an anomalous entity that appears as a large, black cloud. The cloud is highly corrosive and contains a deadly virus that is highly contagious to all living beings. The virus is airborne and spreads rapidly, infecting anyone who comes into contact with the cloud.


Defense: Due to the highly contagious and deadly nature of the virus contained within XL147, the only known method to protect oneself is to avoid all contact with XL147.


Current UGSO Policies: The UGSO has classified XL147 as an extinction level threat and has implemented a strict quarantine protocol. All areas affected by XL147 have been cordoned off and all individuals within the quarantine zone have been evacuated. The UGSO is currently working on developing a cure for the virus contained within XL147.


Discovery: XL147 was discovered after a small town in the midwest of the United States was completely wiped out due to the spread of the virus contained within the cloud. The UGSO was alerted to the incident and was able to contain the anomaly before it spread any further. Investigation revealed that XL147 was the result of a failed experiment by a group of scientists attempting to create a weapon of mass destruction.

TB076 aka Howdy Neighbor

Anomaly TB076

Description: TB076 is an extradimensional predator. TB076 preys on sapient creatures by slowly overtaking their senses, eventually resulting in coma and death.

TB076 links to one victim. The link is limited geographically in phases 1 and 2, but travels with the victim during phases 3, 4 and 5. When a victim is outside the area of effect they are safe from TB076.

Phase 1 of TB076 predation lasts between 27 and 162 days. Common first signs of TB076 predation are faint wind-chimes, horns, bass, drums, or any other noises that are difficult to ignore and may tempt a person to seek their source. Phase 1 is limited to a spherical space with a radius never known to exceed 100 meters centered on the location where the victim was sleeping when TB076 initially formed the link.

Phase 2 of TB076 predation lasts between 27 days and 108 days. During phase 2 a victim will see things that aren’t there. These sightings will always be short, and will often be out of the corner of the eye. Most often a sighting will be accompanied by a fitting sound. The most common reported phase 2 sighting is a person offering a greeting just before going out of sight, but also includes more frightening visions such as a monster visible through a window, or concealed in shadow, that disappears upon closer inspection. In phase 2 the spherical radius expands. The largest known radius is 3.2 kilometers.

Phase 3 of TB076 predation introduces smell and taste to visions. There is no longer a radius from which the victim can escape; instead the link transfers from the geographical location to the victim itself. This phase can be as short as 27 days, but some cases are ongoing and an upper limit has not been found. The longest at this time is 4 years and 3 months. It is theorized that the length of phase 3 is extended by attempts to free victims delaying progress to phase 4.

Phase 4 of TB076 predation begins when the victim enters a coma and exhibits signs of a permanent dream state. Phase 4 ends when the victim dies or enters phase 5. Victims in phase 4 exhibit much slower metabolism and much higher resilience than normal. Most victims last for more than 27 days without any medical intervention despite dehydration and starvation. If a victim survives in the comatose state for 27 days they will enter phase 5.

Phase 5 of TB076 predation lasts for as long as the victim remains alive. In phase 5 the victim becomes a nest. Whatever the initial radius of infection was in phase 1 becomes the radius for the nest. Anyone sleeping within this radius will become prey for a new instance of TB076.

Defense: A target of TB076 is the only person able to sense TB076. If you believe you are being targeted by TB076 your first line of defense is to find anyone who can confirm whether or not they are able to sense the suspected stimulus. If you are unable to confirm that the stimulus is real, you should immediately contact your local branch of the UGSO.

Current UGSO policies: A victim of TB076 in early stages of predation will be relocated until enough time has passed for the link to fade. The link between TB076 fades at the same pace it progressed i.e. for every day of infection a day must be spent away from TB076’s influence. Victims will be given standard UGSO accommodations for the duration of their treatment. If the radius of TB076 predation does not prevent the victim from engaging in their normal activities, such as work and recreation, they will be allowed to do so. If a victim is in stage 3 of predation they will be relocated to a controlled environment in an attempt to remove the link by controlling stimuli. This has a 4% success rate as the victim is normally unable to tell the difference between the illusionary and real stimuli without attempting to touch it and any attention given to TB076 causes predation to progress. If a victim enters phase 4 of predation they will be humanely terminated to prevent nesting.


Discovery: TB076 was discovered when an assisted living community in Stonebrook, Montana became a nesting site. At least 13 residents had become nests as they were kept on life support after entering phase 4, or survived for more than 27 days despite orders not to be put on life support. The infection not only spread to every resident, but multiple employees and visitors who had slept on site. The unusually high reports of dementia, and seemingly infectious dementia spreading through young family members and employees, caught the attention of a UGSO data analyst. Current policy for handling infections was developed over the next several years as the UGSO worked to study TB076, save the victims, and minimize suffering.